Mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms."
Mushroom says, "But I'm a 'fun guy!'"
Bartender says, "I just said that don't serve fungi."
Mushroom says, "No, no, not 'fungi,' 'fun guy.' I made a pun!"
Bartender says, "Get the *bleep* out of my bar."
Mushrooms may not be as witty as they are 'fun guys' to eat! Hehe. Last week I prepared the following recipe, Sauteed mushrooms with garlic (p. 100). This dish paired nicely with warm, crusty bread as an elegant appetizer.
Mushrooms sauteed in oil and garlic. |
Sauteed mushrooms with garlic. This Italian cooking challenge is now 99% complete! |
In my last Italian entry I mentioned that I have been tallying all of the recipes listed for this cooking challenge using a separate word file on my desktop. Today, I cut and pasted it below so that you can observe how far this challenge has come since early June. Please note that I was forced to modify this challenge a smidgen by throwing out seven recipes (listed at the bottom) due to equipment, budget or ingredient availability constraints. Current standing: 74 recipes down with only 1 to go!!
RECIPES TO MAKE (n = 1)
Panettone (p. 146)
COMPLETED RECIPES (n = 74)
RECIPES NOT PREPARED (n = 7)
Sicilian cannoli (p. 144)
Reason: Did not have proper equipment to roll cannoli shells, however, I did purchase all of the ingredients for the creme filling to put into pre-made cannoli shells. These were forgotten about during my stay in Minnesota so perhaps my mother will be the guest chef to present this recipe in the future.
Fritto misto di mare (p. 125)
Reason: Mullet and cuttlefish not available
Fried whitebait (p. 100)
Reason: Whitebait not available
Stuffed zucchini flowers (p. 88)
Reason: Flowers not available. At the farmer's market I was told by multiple zucchini growers that the act of picking the flower from the squash kills the zucchini, so they do not harvest these flowers since the demand for zucchini is greater.
Fegato garbo e dolce (p. 121)
Reason: I couldn't find organic, grass-fed cattle from which these calves livers are taken from. Calves livers are available at specialty delis, however, I just can stomach the idea of eating an organ that filters out toxins from poorly reared animals.
Homemade pasta (p. 106)
Reason: Can't afford to invest in the equipment
Herb filled ravioli with sage butter (p. 112)
Reason: Can't afford to invest in the equipment
My wife is the best chef in the world!
ReplyDeleteYes Joe, you're very very lucky :)
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